This is TOO FUNNY! Gotta love your sense of humor Wilde!We blame the Jonas Brothers for the lack of action happening in our house. [Also], they left life-sized cardboard cutouts of themselves in the garage. I didn't even have to pay extra!
I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped s**t from their Porta-Potties (portable toilets) into the river."That's a f**king scandal. If the average 15 year old was hearing about that instead of so-and-so's plastic surgery or cheating in Hollywood, I'd feel better about our future."
